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This indispensable reference guide offers hundreds of excuses for thousands of situationsfrom missed birthdays to unpaid parking tickets and more!Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But its definitely easier with hundreds of excuses for things you did, didnt do, or simply never want to hear about again. The Little Book of Big Excuses is your guide to saving face, avoiding blame, and getting out of almost any unpleasant situation. In ';Fake, Dont Flake you'll learn how to successfully show up lateor not at allto any number of places for any number of reasons. Excusez-Moi, sil vous plait tells you just the right words to say if youre caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your bosss spouses name (again). Or dont want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. And you'll always have an excuse for not calling, IMing, or emailing with the bonus chapter: ';Delivery Subsystem FailureMailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!'.